How to Motivate Employees

There are many schools of thought on employee motivation. Here is the philosophy I’ve used while managing Internet software developers. The underlying principle is simple and has served me well.

Employee’s Goals

This graph represents your employee’s own personal goals. These are individual motivations which can be ideas like, “to get a promotion,” “to be a manager,” or even “to save enough to buy a house.” They don’t necessarily have to do with their day-to-day work either; they should be the deeply personal motivations which drive that person.

Company’s Goals

This graph represents your company’s goals. These can be company-wide or specific to your particular team. The key here is that an employee’s personal goals will rarely map directly with a company’s goals (you’re probably thinking, “no duh”).

The Convergence of Goals

At some point, there will be an overlapping of an employee’s personal goals and the company’s or team’s goals. If you can accurately identify both sets of goals, those that converge in the middle will be the strongest motivators for your employee within your business.

If your employee is working on a task that is outside his/her personal goals, but within the company’s/team’s goals, your employee will most probably still do it, but may not be strongly motivated, depending on how far it is from his/her personal goals. Conversely, if the task is outside the company’s goals, but within his/her personal goals, your employee will be strongly motivated, but the task won’t be of any use to your company.

It is also important to note that not every task can be mapped directly to an employee’s personal goals. Every job has its share of grunt work. But as long as a reasonable number of an employee’s tasks fall within the convergence of goals, then you’ll have a well-motivated employee.

An Example

Mary and Joseph are developers for Acme Software. David is their manager. Acme Software creates desktop and web widgets.

In his talks with Mary, David learns that her personal goals are to become a manager and one day own her own company. She’s already a brilliant developer who’s stronger in building web widgets than desktop widgets, but has lofty ambitions that span outside of Acme Software. Mary hasn’t yet held any managerial positions, but exhibits some leadership capabilities.

With Joseph, David learns that his personal goals are to purchase a bigger house for his growing family, get a promotion, and earn a name for himself in the open source community, where he already regularly contributes. He’s a strong desktop developer, but wants to grow his skills in web software. Joseph has no interest in management and the politics that come with it.

Joseph’s team is tasked with building a stock ticker widget for the desktop and the web. He needs a team lead, a senior developer for the desktop version, a senior developer for the web version, and junior developers for each.

Knowing what David knows, he gives Mary the assignment of being the team lead and Joseph the assignment of senior developer for the desktop version. This matches both of their personal goals and their team’s & company’s goals, with a few compromises. The rest of his team fills the other positions.

For Mary, this is a stretch role. David will have to mentor her closely as he tests her leadership and managerial aptitude. Her strong technical skills help her earn the respect of her team, though she will need help earning the respect of the product, sales, design, and QA teams. This experience will be very valuable for her, especially if she’s to own her own business one day. David explains this and Mary enthusiastically takes the assignment.

For Joseph, this is a stepping stone towards a promotion and internal recognition. As the senior developer in an area with which he is competent, desktop development, he will define the technical architecture while working closely with the senior developer for the web version. These discussions will familiarize him with web development and prepare him for a future role coding a web widget. David explains this and Joseph enthusiastically takes the assignment.

By understanding the convergence of his employees’ personal goals and the goals of his company & team, David has been able to staff a highly motivated team. Not all real life cases will be this easy, of course, but these underlying principles can be a useful guide for any manager.

Guy Kawasaki on the Blogosphere

Guy Kawasaki Last month, Entrepreneur magazine did an article about Guy Kawasaki and Truemors. Entitled, “Truthfully Speaking“, it was a case study on Truemors, short for “true rumors.”

With only $12,000, the managing director of the VC fund Garage Technology Ventures launched Truemors with a partner in a true boot-strapping experience. So far, they’re reportedly breaking even by revenue earned from advertising and sponsorships.

But that’s not why I’m writing about this. I’m writing about this because of Kawasaki’s awesome & hilarious answer to the question, “What lessons did you learn from the launch?” (which is related to how some called his site “the worst website ever“):

The blogosphere is full of angry nay-sayers who are good at tearing things down but not at innovating. They should move out of their mothers’ houses and start dating.

Hahaha! That almost made milk shoot out of my nose.

Here Comes Another Bubble

Now for some Friday fun.

And now, the lyrics to “Here Comes Another Bubble”, from the Richter Scales (though admittedly, the lyrics are all in the video already…)

got me a cs degree
honor roll, MIT
moved to palo alto
opportunity knocked

thought i had the perfect plan
took a job at webvan
traded in my twenties
for a worthless pile of tech stock

suffered through the market crash
lost a giant wad of cash
pink slips, burger flips
would you like some fries?

happy days are here again
larry page, sergey brin
time to write a business plan
so i can be like those guys!

Chorus:
here comes another bubble
it’s a monster rally
all around the valley

first you need a buzzword
then a second and a third
pick at least two industries
you’ll revolutionize

find yourself an engineer
feed him pizza, buy him a beer
give him just a fraction
of a fraction of the pie

need a good domain name
must be cheap, can’t be lame
something cool like
flickr, meebo, wikiyou, mahalo, bebo

“telephone” without the “t”
“digg” but with triple “g”
make your elevator pitch
code it up and flip the switch

Chorus:
here comes another bubble
the VCs are backing
baby let’s get cracking

blog blog blog it all
blog it if it’s big or small
blog at the cineplex
blog while you’re having sex

blog in the locker room
babies blogging in the womb
blog even if you’re wrong
won’t you blog about this song?

launch party, nicely dressed
what’s the point? sausage fest
blue shirts, khaki pants
looking like a line of ants

need to get a facebook page
all these guys are half my age
twenty nine, past my prime
i feel so behind the times

Chorus:
here comes another bubble
in a year we swear
we’ll all be billionaires

make yourself a million bucks
partly skill, mostly luck
now you can afford a down payment
on a small house

if you want a bigger one
hillsborough, atherton
better hope the same thing
happens to your spouse

IPO… lucky you
have your cake and eat it too
private yacht, party jet
why not buy a matching set?

build yourself a rocket ship
blast off on an ego trip
can this really be the end?
back to work you go again

Chorus:
here comes another bubble
and when we are gone
this will still go on
and on and on and on and on
and on and on and
POP!

The 1977 JC Penny Catalog

1997 JC Penny catalog Were you born in the 60s or 70s? Then perhaps you are guilty of wearing clothes like these.

Ha Ha! (That’s me laughing at you.)

Johnny Virgil is the insane mastermind behind this hilarity. Started back in January 2005 on a dare from coworkers, Virgil’s funny blog 15 Minute Lunch sadly isn’t all that profitable. In an interview with BlogInterviewer.com, he said, “I actually got a check for a hundred bucks after about 2 years.”

However, his entry on the 1977 JC Penny’s catalog turned out to be quite a delicious piece of linkbait.

Linkbait is a controversial method of marketing; some think it’s okay, others, not so much. Basically, linkbait is any method (blog post, blog comment, etc) done to generate a link back to one’s own site. Some social media marketers do this intentionally by tailoring their blog entries to be interesting/catchy/sensational/controversial enough to inspire other bloggers to link to them. Others, like Virgil, did so unintentionally.

He even provides a quick summary on the traffic impact the 1977 JC Penny post had. Most of his traffic came from webmail servers, meaning his entry is now one of those emails that get forwarded around. That’s how I found out about it too.

Most social media marketers aim at writing serious and insightful pieces for linkbait. Virgil’s piece is a great case study on using humor to attract traffic. So what’s that mean for businesses?

  • Write hilarious content; people love funny stuff and will enthusiastically send it to all their friends.
  • Consider an “email this entry” feature to help readers send the entry around; this will help you control the email’s content too.
  • Be prepared for other bloggers who may steal and appropriate your content as their own; include links back to your site.
  • Make sure the content is related to your business in some way; a funny story about rabbits isn’t going to help you sell toner cartridges, for example.

Overheard in the Office

Overheard in the Office Now for some Friday fun. Do you work in a large office? Do you hate your job? Are your coworkers idiots?

Well, you’re not alone. Take, for instance, the idiots overheard and quoted here on the surreptitiously funny blog, Overheard in the Office. Hours of aural voyeuristic fun! Enjoy!

New girl: Why is the door to the file room always locked?
Veteran: Because someone might steal something.
New girl: Who all has a key?
Veteran: Everybody.
. . .

Coworker packing her stuff as she quits: Jesus will pay my unemployment! I cannot work around you, the wicked!
. . .

Lady peon #1: Chipotle’s burritos are, like, so good!
Lady peon #2: Yeah, I know. Carol*, have you ever had one?
Carol: Uh, I’ve never been out of the country…
. . .

Worker bee: I don’t have his cell phone, but he’s always at his desk… Except when he isn’t.
. . .

Manager: What motivates you to do your best job possible?
Interviewee: Well, I don’t do anything half-assed… Yeah, I like to put my whole ass into everything I do.
. . .

Office hottie #1: Just think of all the stuff we put in our mouths that we don’t think about…
Office hottie #2: Ummm…
. . .

Boss to assistant: Well, I don’t remember what all I had, um, asked you to do before I went on vacation, but did you, like, um, do it?
. . .

Manager: Did you see the game last night?
Coordinator: I was drunk. [Takes bite of Oreo.]
Manager: Huh?
Coordinator: Yeah, I’m drunk every day. S’matter of fact, I’m drunk right now!
. . .

Office girl #1: I don’t like lettuce.
Office girl #2: You don’t eat lettuce? Why’d you get a salad?
Office girl #1: Because I need to lose weight! I’m getting fat!
Office girl #2: What else is that in your salad?
Office girl #1: Chicken.
Office girl #2: Grilled or fried?
Office girl #1: Ummm… Fried…
Office girl #2: Uh-huh… Is that cheese I see in there?
Office girl #1: Yes!
Office girl #2: And are those Bacon Bits?
Office girl #1: Shut up! And no, it’s real bacon!
Office girl #2: And you aren’t gonna eat the lettuce?
Office girl #1: I will stab you with my fork! Go away!
. . .

Coworker #1: Congrats on your bush transplant!
Coworker #2: Thanks!
Coworker #3, overhearing: Uh, yeah, congrats on your bush transplant. I didn’t know that was a procedure. Was it medically necessary?
Coworker #2 to #1: You should have said ‘shrubbery’ instead!
. . .

Female coworker, as another is delivered flowers: Every time I see the flower delivery guy I hope it’s for me. I wish someone would send me something nice like that. Oh, well. I’ll just take a piece of chocolate from the candy dish.
Male coworker: That’s right, decrease your chances even further.
. . .

Sales rep #1: Here’s that spreadsheet. I hid the columns you didn’t need so it would fit on one page.
Sales rep #2: How did you do that? I have been cutting and pasting all this time!
Sales rep #1: Cutting and pasting?
Sales rep #2, pulling out three pieces of paper, cut and taped together to make one big spreadsheet: See? I cut and pasted!
. . .

Office mate on speakerphone: I need to send my printer back. It isn’t working.
CSR for printer company: Okay, I can set up a return shipment and get you a label and address to send yours back. What is your e-mail address, sir? [He relates e-mail address.] Okay, when you get the link on the e-mail I just sent you, print the FedEx label and put it on the box to ship it.
Office mate: Um, well, my printer is broken, which is why I am sending it back…
CSR: I understand that, sir, so what I have done to speed up the process is send you a shipping label all prepared for you to ship the box out.
Office mate: How am I supposed to do that if my printer is broken?!
CSR: Well, you print it up and put it on the box.
Office mate: Okay, when we are done with this, I would like to order an instructional DVD on how to setup my DVD player.
CSR: I’m not following you, sir. I thought your problem was with your printer. We don’t have DVD players.
Office mate: Dude, you’re killing me! Can I speak to a supervisor, please?
. . .

Boss looking at her new laptop: There are too many keys.
. . .

Suit #1: Hey, Jeff*, has there ever been a Friday-the-13th on a Monday?
Suit #2: Uh…
Suit #1: Man, that would be the worst day ever.
. . .

Peon #1: Mmmm… I love these doughnuts. I could even eat them without the icing, the dough is so soft.
Peon #2: Like your flesh.
. . .

Suit #1: What was that?
Suit #2: What?
Suit #1: You just hid something when I came up.
Suit #2: It was my juice box, because it’s… You know…
Suit #1: What? There’s nothing wrong with drinking juice from a box. I love juice boxes.
Assistant, walking up: What are you guys talking about?
Both suits, in unison: Nothing.
. . .

Sales person: Hmmm… Are you doing the billing today since Sherry* is out?
Trainee: I’m going to try.
Sales person: Well, don’t mess up my billing or I’ll kick your ass.
Trainee: Promise?
Sales person: Oh, yes.
Trainee: My pain is your pleasure.
Sales person: You and I will get along fine.
. . .

Office girl on phone: I’m sorry, he’s not in right now. Is there something I can do to you? Shit. I mean for you?
. . .

Male peon: So, where are you guys located, anyway?
Customer: We’re in Guyana.
Male peon: Oh, over in Africa, eh?
Black coworker, yelling from four cubicles over to male peon: Stan*, you’re an idiot!
. . .

Lady coworker #1 reading a website: Here it says, ‘Sleep is the best cure for a headache.’
Lady coworker #2: My boyfriend always says sex is the best cure for a headache… He’s lying to me!
. . .

Boss: Do you have five minutes so I can talk to you for a sec?
. . .

Friend Groups within Social Networks

Six Degrees of Separation Graph There’s been some chit-chat in the blogosphere about how online social networks have “built-in self-destructs.” This was started when InformationWeek columnist Cory Doctorow wrote the article “How Your Creepy Ex-Co-Workers Will Kill Facebook“. In it, he coined the term, boyd’s Law (which is sort of a homage to danah boyd, a PhD student most known for her research on social networks):

Adding more users to a social network increases the probability that it will put you in an awkward social circumstance.

This is best explained by an example cited by Doctorow, and taken from one of danah’s articles:

A young woman, an elementary school teacher, joins Friendster after some of her Burning Man buddies send her an invite. All is well until her students sign up and notice that all the friends in her profile are sunburnt, drug-addled techno-pagans whose own profiles are adorned with digital photos of their painted genitals flapping over the Playa.

What Doctorow doesn’t cite (or maybe not realize?) is that there’s an easy solution to this. Online social networks need to add the ability to create groups of friends, then allow each group different viewing permissions of the information in your profile. For example, your Coworkers Group sees only your work information and professional associations, your Family Group sees only your family photos and family-oriented blog entries, and your S&M Group sees only your naughty photos and dominatrix blog entries.

So why haven’t online social networks implemented this yet? Technically, can be extremely complex. What they’d need to do is give every single piece of content multiple levels of permissions. That particular photo of your cats may allow “anyone” while that blog entry about your vacation allows both your “Coworkers” and “Family.” It’s not impossible to build, just highly complex. I know because I’ve worked with a team who tried to implement these features.

Some existing social networks already have the beginnings of friend groups and varying viewing permissions too. Let’s take a look:

Social Network Friend Group Features
Facebook Can create a Limited Profile for friends who aren’t really friends. Can limit pieces of profile info to be viewable only by certain networks. Can’t limit views of photos.
MySpace Can limit blog posts to friends or a preferred list. Can’t limit views of profile or photos.
Friendster Can password-protect your blog (for a fee). Can’t limit views of profile or photos.
Bebo Can limit some portions of profile info to direct friends. Can’t limit views of other some portions of profile, photos, and blog.
Yahoo! 360 Can limit pieces of profile info and entire blog to be viewable only by degrees of friends. Can’t limit views of photos.
Orkut Can limit pieces of profile info to be viewable only by degrees of friends. Can create friend groups, but doesn’t allow permissions to be set for them. Can’t limit views of photos.

I’ve heard the idea of friend groups with varying levels of viewing permissions many, many times, since the early days of Friendster. So these social networks are no doubt aware of it. Perhaps it just hasn’t ranked very high on their priority list yet, or perhaps they’ve been building it, but, because of its complexity, it’s not ready for deployment yet. Either way, I wonder who’s going to be the first to implement it; it sure is a highly-sought after feature!

The National September 11 Memorial & Museum

National September 11 Memorial & Museum Here’s a Thanksgiving idea. Sponsor a cobblestone in the National September 11 Memorial & Museum.

Slated to begin next year, the Memorial will consist of an eight-acre plaza with two enormous pools marking the original footprints of the World Trade Center. Massive 30-foot waterfalls will be cascading down their sides. The names of the 2,980 victims from both the September 11, 2001 attacks (in NYC, Washington DC, and Pennsylvania) and the February 26, 1993 bombing (in the WTC) will be inscribed along the edge of the pools. Filling the plaza will be nearly 300 oak trees to “create a contemplative space separate from the sights and sounds of the surrounding city,” as the site states.

The Museum, whose primary space will be below ground, will contain interactive exhibits, personal effects, and educational programming to convey the stories of the victims and experiences of the survivors, responders, area residents, and witnesses.

You can sponsor a cobblestone for $100, a special opportunity cobblestone for $500, or a paver for $1,000. Each will include a membership card with your identifying number, plus acknowledgment on their site and in the Memorial kiosk. The special cobblestone and paver also receive acknowledgment during the official opening day ceremony. The $100 cobblestone and $1,000 paver will be placed in the Memorial Plaza while the special cobblestone will be located in the Memorial Glade, a spot set aside for gatherings and ceremonies.

It sounds like the Memorial & Museum is going to be a beautiful testament to the victims of these two tragedies. I look forward to seeing your cobblestone next to mine! And have a Happy Thanksgiving!

Sex Sells

AdultFriendFinder This just in (um, no pun intended). Various, Inc., the parent company of AdultFriendFinder and its vast network of over 25 online personals-related sites, has just been purchased by the Penthouse Media Group.

Michael Arrington of TechCrunch reports that AdultFriendFinder is rumored to make over $300 million annually. Its acquisition price is supposedly anywhere from $500 million to $3 billion. His sources say it’s closer to $500M though.

Since $500M for a $300M business is surprisingly low, I’m guessing the expenses of running a business like AdultFriendFinder are fairly high. Their net profits may be about half of that—say, $166M if you assume the $500M is 3x the profit? Or maybe even less?

AdultFriendFinder supposedly has one of the more profitable affiliate programs out there, which you could use to monetize your blog if personals ads compliment your content. Many a web entrepreneur has made a pretty dime off selling sex. And no, I haven’t.

But that’s not why I wrote about this. Nor did I really care to write about the acquisition (cool news as it is to Various, Inc). Really, I just saw an opportunity to use the title “Sex Sells.” Hehehe…