Ideas from Ironic Sans

Now for some Friday fun. David Friedman of Ironic Sans has had some great product ideas, and some not-necessarily-great, but oh-so-funny ones too.

Of the latter kind, here are my top picks:

• Pre-pixaleted clothes for Reality TV shows

  You know how some people’s t-shirts are pixelated on Reality TV shows? Here are some pre-pixelated t-shirts for you!

• The Ant Desk

  Here’s a real ant farm that you use as your desk. Really.

• Pac-Man napkin holder with Ghost salt and pepper shakers

  The title pretty much says it all. Simple, yet fun for Pac-Man lovers.

• Commemorative T-shirts for Fictional Events

  How about a t-shirt for the Khan Con ’89? Or the 1st Annual Agoraphobics Parade (22nd Annual Attempt)?

• A building shaped like Godzilla

  This would make a great tourist attraction for Tokyo.

• Paintings of descriptions of the paintings

  Imagine a large painting that said “Untitled #6” 2007 David Friedman (b. 1974)…

• Fun with facial recognition

  The Super Bowl Jumbotron could pick two people out of the crowd and show them side-by-side as a “Separated at Birth?” gimmick.

• “12”—a spinoff of “24” for kids

  Kids are half the size of adults. 24 is for adults. Half of that is 12. Get it?

• Lolcatvertisements

  Use cute lolcats in your marketing campaign for lots of great lolcustomer lolacquisition!

• The Alien Stapler

  H. R. Giger’s aliens are perfect for busting through skulls, bleeding acid, kicking ass… oh, and stapling documents.

• Breed a “Mickey” Mouse

  This one’s kinda freaky, but it’s basically a “real” Mickey Mouse, sans the pants (though you could certainly add some pants).

• Celebrity middle finger coat hooks

  Ever have the desire to hang your coat on Johnny Cash’s (or George W. Bush’s) middle finger?

Is this guy a genius or what?