Top 10 Reasons To Quit Your Job

Why are you still there? You know you want to quit, yet you’re still hanging around. Is it for the money? The free snacks? Or perhaps you’re a glutton for punishment.

Within the technology & Internet industries, it’s become normal to jump around a bit. So when do you know it’s time to jump? If most of this list applies to you… then jump!

  1. Most of your coworkers don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom (especially after a number 2)
  2. The company cafeteria is skimping so much that you suddenly notice all the cats in the neighborhood are gone
  3. Your company is doing so poorly that you’re embarrassed to tell people where you work
  4. You fantasize about a meteor striking your company headquarters, just so they’d have to shut down and give you a few days off
  5. There’s a personal stash of alcohol/pot/cocaine in your desk for those extra-hard days
  6. You bring novels or magazines with you into the bathroom and read read read
  7. You’re so bored that you spend most of your day playing games on Facebook or watching free South Park episodes
  8. You only attend the meetings with free food; every other meeting, you skip with the excuse, “I’m too busy”
  9. You’ve gotten really, really good at foosball
  10. You start posting Dilbert cartoons all over your cube

It’s time to quit! You know it!

Author: Mike Lee

An idealistic realist, humanistic technologist & constant student.

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